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Jokes and all things silly

Kudos to Erin I. for kick-starting the funnies!!

Send your laff-a-minutes to year3@torrisholme.lancs.sch.uk and I will share them here for others to enjoy. laugh



Q: Why did the telephone go to the dentist?


A: because it had Bluetooth!



Q: Why did Class 3T eat their homework?


A: because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!



Q: Why is beef stew no good as a internet password?


A: because it's not stroganoff!

Freddie is in on the funny game! Thank you for sharing them with us!


Knock knock.

Who's there?


Dime who?

Dime to come in!!



Knock knock.

Who's there?


Goat who?

Goat to the door and find out!!


My personal favourite:

Q: What do you call a rich rabbit?


A: A millionhare!!!! cheeky




Q: What did the beaver say to the tree?


A: It's been good gnawing you!!!



Doctor, doctor, every time I look in the mirror I feel sick. What's wrong with me?

I don't know but your eyesight is perfect!