Verse 1 

(Governors) Hey Guv’nor! What on earth we gonna do?

Hey Guv’nor! These are rubbish interviews!

Hey Guv’nor! We only have one job to do.

We need a teacher and we need to find one soon!

(Miss Bouncé) So, what exactly is wrong with me?

I love butterflies and hugging trees.

True enough, I don’t like maths, 

But I don’t see what’s wrong with that!

(Governors) Next!

Verse 2 

(Governors) Hey Guv’nor! She really doesn’t have a clue!

Hey Guv’nor! Is this the best that we can do?

(Mr Beefy) Hey, I’ll tell you this for free,

You’ll regret it if you don’t pick me.

I follow a healthy regimen,

That’s why I’m a perfect specimen.

(Governors) Next!

Verse 3 

(Governors) Hey Guv’nor! This is a school, it’s not a zoo!

Hey Guv’nor! We need a teacher, not Kung Fu!

(Ms Harshly) Discipline is what you need!

If it’s young brains you intend to feed,

I’m the teacher that you seek…

I’ll have your children speaking Greek!

(Governors) Next!

(All) Come on, Guv’nor! Give us a job!

(Governors) Next!

(All) Come on, Guv’nor! Give us a job!

(Governors) Next!

(All) Come on, Guv’nor! Give us a job!

(Governors) Next!

(All) Come on, Guv’nor! Give us a job!

Give us a job!

(Governors) (pointing emphatically at the door) Next!