I'm a little Christmas cracker
Hangin' on a Christmas tree
Just a little Christmas cracker
A-bang-a-bang-a-bang-a-that's me
A-bang-a-bang-a-bang-a-that's me

If you pull me right in half
I give you things to make you laugh
Paper hats and good advice
Pretty little toys and everything that's nice

I'm a little Christmas cracker
Hangin' on a Christmas tree
Just a little Christmas cracker
(Ah-ah-ah-bang-a-bang-a-bang) That's me
(Ah-ah-ah-bang-a-bang-a-bang) That's me

A message to my sister, Susie-Anne
She's gonna meet a tall, dark, handsome man
Napoleon's hat for poor, little, henpecked Dad
He's having the grandest night that he's ever had

A tiny little trumpet for baby Joe
He'll be so happy then, when he starts to blow
A lot of bright balloons make a lot of fun
And then the party's really begun

I'm a little Christmas cracker
Hangin' on a Christmas tree
Just a little Christmas cracker
A-bang-a-bang-a-bang-a-that's me
A-bang-a-bang-a-bang-a-that's me

If you pull me right in half
I give you things to make you laugh
Paper hats and good advice
Pretty little toys and everything that's nice

I'm a little Christmas cracker
Hangin' on a Christmas tree
Just a little Christmas cracker
(A-bang-a-bang-a-bang-a-bang-a-bang-a-bang) That's me
A-bang-a-bang-a-bang-a-bang-a-bang-a-bang-a-that's me

(A-bang-a-bang-a-bang-a-bang-a-bang-a-bang-a-bang
-a-bang-a-bang-a-bang-a-bang-a-bang-a-bang-a-bang)
That's me (Ooh-aah)

That's me!