MR GARLOW

Verse 1    
(Children)    

Will he be nice, will he be kind, 
Will he be perfectly fine?
Will he be frumpy, terribly grumpy 
And shout all the time?
(Staff)  

 Will he be weak, will he be meek, 
 Will he be terribly shy?
 Or will he mingle?
(Miss Jones)     

Will he be single?
(Staff)  

Be the sociable type? 

Chorus
(All)    

So, Mr Garlow, we’ll meet you in a fortnight,
Oh, Mr Garlow, what are you like?
(Cooks)  

 I hope he’s not a vegetarian!

Verse 2    
(Children)    

Will he be gross, picking his nose, 
Will he have really bad breath?
Will he be hairy, will he be scary 
And bore us to death?    
(Staff)    

Will he be smart and look the part, 
Smelling of nice aftershave?
Will he be stinky, fond of a drinkie, 
Constantly misbehave?

Chorus
(All)    

So, Mr Garlow, we’ll meet you in a fortnight,
Oh, Mr Garlow, what are you like?
(Cooks) 

 I hope he’s not a vegetarian!

Verse 3    
(All)    

Will he be trendy, still in his twenties, 
Or will he dress like my dad?
Will he be fine?
(Miss Jones)    

Will he be hot?
(All)          

 Will he be everything Miss Spiggot is not?